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Why You Don’t Need a Squatty Potty to Poop Effectively

You’ve probably heard about the Squatty Potty.  While technically not a bad product, you don’t actually need its help to poop effectively.  All you really need is your feet. This is ridiculously...

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WIWLN Episode #001: And the Holidays

Check out the inaugural episode of Watch I Watched Last Night! The hosts discuss Idris Elba for The Dark Tower and holiday film favorites. Want to make sure you catch all the episodes of WIWLN?...

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You’ve Got Two Days Left to Preempt Your New Year’s Procrastination

Many people resolve to do something better in the New Year, then procrastinate and forget until it’s time to make another resolution. Do yourself a favor this year and start before 2016. Don’t resolve...

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WIWLN Episode #002: And New Beginnings

Happy New Year to followers of the Gregorian calendar! In honor of the holiday, we take this episode to reflect on what a new year means to us and our film habits. Richard talks about starting over...

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WIWLN Episode #001: And the Holidays

Check out the inaugural episode of Watch I Watched Last Night! The hosts discuss Idris Elba for The Dark Tower and holiday film favorites. Want to make sure you catch all the episodes of WIWLN?...

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How You Can Learn to Like the Assholes You’re Forced to Share Oxygen With

The world’s full of assholes, and sometimes you have to work with them or see them at a party. While some people you just have to hate, wouldn’t it be nice if there was a way we could all get along?  A...

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PieMessage Puts iMessage on Your Android

Android/OS X: Text messages just work better when you can send them from anywhere. iMessage gave consumers loyal to the Apple ecosystem that exact convenience, but it’s lost the minute you step outside...

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Apple Has Fully Embraced Technological Anorexia and It Needs to Stop

Apple has created some amazing products and incited great change in the tech industry over the years, but their narrow focused has more recently resulted in anorexic, crippled products that favor...

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Sprint: “We’re Almost As Reliable as Your Second Choice”

Sprint, the nation’s least favorite cellular service provider, paid for a new trending hashtag on twitter: #TheSwitchIsReal.  But is it?  Their sales pitch isn’t that they have a lot to offer you as a...

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Wall-Busting Astronaut Incites Fear and Delight in Stock Photo Children

Sure, plenty of kids want an astronaut breaking through their walls.  Space is fun!  Except when you can’t find enough stock photos for your advertisement and said astronaut starts to look a little...

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Apple Announces the Best New Feature in iOS 10: Deleting the Stocks App

Apple announced a lot today at their 2016 Worldwide Developer Conference (WWDC), mainly focusing on new features in their operating systems, but one feature overshadowed them all: deleting built-in...

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How Do You Convince a Stubborn Significant Other That They’re Wrong?

Most of us think we’re right when we’re often wrong, but sometimes an argument comes down to an indisputible fact that one party won’t accept.  Eric wants to know how to handle this sort of...

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How Do I Have Rough Butt Sex Without Hurting Myself?

Rough sex: it’s all the rage in porn these days, but does it take a toll on your holes?  A gay virgin wants to know how to take it up the ass—hard—without years of lasting damage. Harrison asks: I’m...

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Creative Advice from My Mom

A while back we interviewed a variety of people about their approach to creative work on Supercharged.  One of those people was my mother, Toni Dachis.  She’s an artist and has spent her whole life...

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How Do I Get My Boyfriend to Let Go of His Insane Bias?

Everyone has their unreasonable biases, but Justin’s boyfriend hates smart cars so much that he’s threatening to withhold sex if he buys one.Justin asks: I’m gay and 27 but I’ll be 28 in a few weeks so...

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How Can I Get My Brother to Fuck Me?

High school sweethearts fade into the background when it’s time to go off to college, but what if you’re dating your brother?  Lem wants to know how he can get his familial twin boyfriend to take...

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People Who Look Like Thumbs: Do They Really Exist?

On the latest episode of the Awkward Human Survival Guide, we received a question about a woman who looks like a “thumbs up.”  They didn’t include a picture, so we did some research to find out if...

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How Do I Get with the Ladies When Everyone Thinks I’m Gay?

It’s great to come across as gay when you’re into dudes, but if you’re straight that doesn’t help so much.  David can’t seem to land a woman, but guys are no problem.David asks, I’m a Rihanna and Lady...

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Fox News Doesn’t Understand What a Grilled Cheese Sandwich Is

Pizza Hut loves their temporary menu items, which often involves shoving things like hot dogs and garlic knots into the crust of a large pie to both comfort and clog our hearts.  Their latest, the...

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