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Wall-Busting Astronaut Incites Fear and Delight in Stock Photo Children

Sure, plenty of kids want an astronaut breaking through their walls.  Space is fun!  Except when you can’t find enough stock photos for your advertisement and said astronaut starts to look a little...

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Apple Announces the Best New Feature in iOS 10: Deleting the Stocks App

Apple announced a lot today at their 2016 Worldwide Developer Conference (WWDC), mainly focusing on new features in their operating systems, but one feature overshadowed them all: deleting built-in...

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How Do You Convince a Stubborn Significant Other That They’re Wrong?

Most of us think we’re right when we’re often wrong, but sometimes an argument comes down to an indisputible fact that one party won’t accept.  Eric wants to know how to handle this sort of...

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How Do I Have Rough Butt Sex Without Hurting Myself?

Rough sex: it’s all the rage in porn these days, but does it take a toll on your holes?  A gay virgin wants to know how to take it up the ass—hard—without years of lasting damage. Harrison asks: I’m...

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Creative Advice from My Mom

A while back we interviewed a variety of people about their approach to creative work on Supercharged.  One of those people was my mother, Toni Dachis.  She’s an artist and has spent her whole life...

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How Do I Get My Boyfriend to Let Go of His Insane Bias?

Everyone has their unreasonable biases, but Justin’s boyfriend hates smart cars so much that he’s threatening to withhold sex if he buys one.Justin asks: I’m gay and 27 but I’ll be 28 in a few weeks so...

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How Can I Get My Brother to Fuck Me?

High school sweethearts fade into the background when it’s time to go off to college, but what if you’re dating your brother?  Lem wants to know how he can get his familial twin boyfriend to take...

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People Who Look Like Thumbs: Do They Really Exist?

On the latest episode of the Awkward Human Survival Guide, we received a question about a woman who looks like a “thumbs up.”  They didn’t include a picture, so we did some research to find out if...

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How Do I Get with the Ladies When Everyone Thinks I’m Gay?

It’s great to come across as gay when you’re into dudes, but if you’re straight that doesn’t help so much.  David can’t seem to land a woman, but guys are no problem.David asks, I’m a Rihanna and Lady...

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Fox News Doesn’t Understand What a Grilled Cheese Sandwich Is

Pizza Hut loves their temporary menu items, which often involves shoving things like hot dogs and garlic knots into the crust of a large pie to both comfort and clog our hearts.  Their latest, the...

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